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    #11
    Vote for me or you get THE CLAW!!!!!
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #12


      The average Labour voter has a brain this small.
      The stupid Koonts.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13


        This is what I did to Tone on his last day in office.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          It doesn't just send you blind. It does this too.
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post

            Fook just dropped my one good eye

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              #16
              His fingers are all mangled. Brown's hand looks like Sasguru's avatar!
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                "
                We shall go on to the end, we shall fight for IR35,
                we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
                we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
                we shall fight on the beaches,
                we shall fight on the landing grounds,
                we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
                we shall fight in the hills;
                we shall never surrender,
                But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  "I'll get you next time Gadget"
                  Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post


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                    Gordon Brown does his party trick of removing his artificial eye.
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      #20
                      Labour leader fails to win over voters with Bruce Forsythe impression.

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