Originally posted by JonSmile
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Dont let the missus drive your car!
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The convertible is the spare car. Only comes out in the sunshine, sunshine.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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Was this your upbringing? Your posts make more sense if so.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post<northerngutterspeak>
I go down t'pub,
I drink 10 pints,
N get completely plastered.
I fook off 'home,
N beat the wife,
Coz I'm a northern bastid
</northerngutterspeak>
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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The police take a rather dim view of drivers going up the kerb just to get round someone who's taking longer than they think necessary to turn right.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostEven though I drive bangers, I look after the tyres and of course the wheels. Often you see people mounting a kerb, e.g. to negotiate a car taking up too much space on the right, but I don't follow them. I don't drive up kerbs, at least not at acute (glancing) angles.
As the others said though, it's only a car.
And if it's THAT important to you (IMO its a common as muck 3 series convertible, I lose count of how many hairdressers I see driving them every day), then don't let her drive it!
It's not as if she took it out without asking you and then kerbed it.Coffee's for closersComment
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Does wrecking the alloys count as "unreasonable behaviour" in divorce proceedings?
You need to sort your priorities out!Comment
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As Norrahe says. Get your priorities straight.Originally posted by norrahe View PostDoes wrecking the alloys count as "unreasonable behaviour" in divorce proceedings?
You need to sort your priorities out!
Divorce the bitch. She's obviously a complete liability!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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If you let her drive the car, and you're that fussed about it getting damaged, then it's your fault.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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i agree with him
as soon as you handed over the keys you absolved her of any blame
married 30 years you should know the rules by now.
anyway unlucky but you know a bit of perspective!!Comment
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Writing off your car is grounds for dumping a girlfriend, but I wouldn't put it up there in reasons for divorce.Originally posted by norrahe View PostDoes wrecking the alloys count as "unreasonable behaviour" in divorce proceedings?
You need to sort your priorities out!
unless it was deliberateBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Where's there's a matrimonial lawyer, there's a way.Originally posted by Sysman View PostWriting off your car is grounds for dumping a girlfriend, but I wouldn't put it up there in reasons for divorce.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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That reminds me of Intolerable CrueltyOriginally posted by hyperD View PostWhere's there's a matrimonial lawyer, there's a way.
"Let N.O.M.A.N. Put Asunder"
(N.O.M.A.N. standing for National Organization of Matrimonial Attorneys Nationwide, or some such.)Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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