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    Now the cat has passed on...

    I've got mice.

    Two done away with last night.

    Thank you B&Q, those mousetraps really work.

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I've got mice.

    Two done away with last night.

    They were tasty.
    FTFY
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      I now know what's been gnawing at various bits of wood in my back bedroom.
      There'll be more than 2 of them by now...
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Sysman View Post
        There'll be more than 2 of them by now...
        With clogs on?

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          #5
          Why don't you get another cat?
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            I don't have mice. I don't have a cat.

            But then I keep my place neat and tidy ....

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              I've got mice.

              Two done away with last night.

              Thank you B&Q, those mousetraps really work.
              Well lizard boy, if you will let your food escape...
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by AngelOfTheNorth View Post
                I don't have mice. I don't have a cat.

                But then Mummy keeps the place neat and tidy ....
                FTFY

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  FTFY
                  Wrong! I still have to clean the cabinet that contains my first edition Star Trek series.

                  And I have to do the washing because she refuses to wash my 'Only 10 types of people in the world understand binary' t-shirt.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    With clogs on?
                    Undoubtedly.

                    Thought the ones I had 20 years ago wore size 12 hobnails by the sound they made.

                    I saw a mouse
                    Where?
                    There by the stair
                    Were by the stair?
                    Right There!
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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