I shot myself in the foot...

[Ravello]

Not at all ........ I remember my first day here ....... Tom Skerritt turned towards me and said 'You are the elite. The top 1% of all twunts ...... the best of the best ...... we'll make you better.'

Top Twunt?

[Drewster]

Not at all ........ I remember my first day here ....... Tom Skerritt turned towards me and said 'You are the elite. The top 1% of all web contractors ...... the best of the best ...... we'll make you better.'

Lets see.... you must see yourself as.......
Cougar??
Jester?

[AngelOfTheNorth]

Sorry you missed a bit.

Errr, I was paraphrasing Top Gun, so how you've managed to shoehorn in some homoerotism into a movie that is nothing of the kind is beyond me?

[AngelOfTheNorth]

Lets see.... you must see yourself as.......
Cougar??
Jester?

Id never be Jester, he dove below the hard deck when things got too tough ...... I'd never do that.

[moder8or]

Errr, I was paraphrasing Top Gun, so how you've managed to shoehorn in some homoerotism into a movie that is nothing of the kind is beyond me?

So you had your eyes shut when they ponsed about playing beach ball?

[Drewster]

Id never be Jester, he dove below the hard deck when things got too tough ...... I'd never do that.

Must be "a Charlie" then?

[AngelOfTheNorth]

So you had your eyes shut when they ponsed about playing beach ball?

Actually I've always wondered how the director managed to direct the guy from E.R on that particualar scene .......... err 'Goose' .... yeah could you keep your shirt on mate ..... cheers!

(ouch!)

[AngelOfTheNorth]

Must be "a Charlie" then?

Funnily enough she turned out to be a lesbian in real life. Just to complete the whole facet of homo-eroticsm. Makes you wonder how Tom and Kelly ever managed to make that scene realistic. Maybe Tom was thinking of Tom Skerritt?

[adamv6]

AOTN? You must be the dog danglers the amount of time you spend on here.

Either that, or an unapproachable f_ckknuckle who has been demoted to the desk in the corner, where incidentally, nobody can see your monitor

[Drewster]

AOTN? You must be the dog danglers the amount of time you spend on here.

Either that, or an unapproachable f_ckknuckle who has been demoted to the desk in the corner, where incidentally, nobody can see your monitor

I dunno about the dogs.... possibly just leave out the "dogs" bit and you are probably close.