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International Talk Like Pirate Day - 19th Sept
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Did you hear the one about the flatulent pirate?
Took his wife out with him, but she had trouble sleeping because of the wind.

well I thought it was funnyI'm alright JackComment
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We also get the word 'peril' from the same source.Originally posted by The Wikir Man View PostWhy are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Not a lot of people know that.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Probably something about should have bought windowsOriginally posted by The Wikir Man View PostThat doesn't work on my Linux laptop
I can't remember why, no doubt NF will explain it to me again.....Coffee's for closersComment
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He'll soon be out foraging, or whatever it is they do in North Wales these days as a rite of passage!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAlso baby bp's birthday. 12 today.
Though at 170cm not much of a baby any more.....Comment
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Bloody hell, 9 years ago!
That takes me back to the halcyon days of CUK!
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Foraging for sheep.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostHe'll soon be out foraging, or whatever it is they do in North Wales these days as a rite of passage!Comment
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To Err Is Human, To Arr Be Pirate #TalkLikeAPirateDayOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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, it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.
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