What do you do with your money if you've paid off your mortgage?

[MarillionFan]

buy yourself a woman

it will probably stop you going blind

He did.

But he punctured it.

[Scrag Meister]

Paid off mine in July last year, bought another house in London in November.

Mortgaged til I die.

Edit : Oh yeah, and a Nissan 350Z and a new motorbike.

[ChimpMaster]

Invest more? Perhaps overseas to remove dependence on the £. Pay off BTL mortgages to create a loan free income (you'll get shafted on tax though).

Extend your home to enjoy a better quality of life as well as add value to it.

Give to the needy?

Plan for the years in which you won't be working?

I have the same problem, but I'm young-ish and have a lot of expenses coming up in the future... so I can't just go spending it all (doesn't stop my wife trying though).

[contractor79]

It's embarrassing the thousands accumulating in my account every month.
Don't really know what to do with it.
My only indulgences are fine whiskies and books, and these don't eat into the cash fast enough.

how about Church and charity? Helping people less fortunate than yourself?

[Scary]

Gold and silver bullion.
Weapons.
Tinned food.

[Sysman]

Gold and silver bullion.
Weapons.
Tinned food.

Buy a disused MoD establishment as your hideout.
Get a monocle and a fluffy white cat.
Buy a full size train set (every proper hideout has a railway).

[Gibbon]

how about superstious peadophiles and charity begins at home? Helping people less fortunate than yourself?

I would help people less fortunate but I haven't found one yet.

HTH

[doodab]

There is no such thing as too much money. Just too little imagination.

Why not learn to fly, buy a yacht or take up motor racing?

[Jeebo72]

It's embarrassing the thousands accumulating in my account every month.
Don't really know what to do with it.
My only indulgences are fine whiskies and books, and these don't eat into the cash fast enough.

I'm in the same position. Paid everything off 4 years ago. I like fine wines and buy pointless stuff every week. Apart from that no idea what to do with my money...great init.

[Fred Bloggs]

Yes, I have no debt. I'm paying to put the kids through University and as much as possible into my SIPP. In a couple of years time I might just blow a few quid on a nice shiny new "waste of money" motor though, if all goes well.