I was hoping for one of the images to have someone photoshop-replaced like in the infamous Microsoft snafu
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Nah!Originally posted by cojak View PostBut you're not, are you?
Good Girl!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I've always found it quite amusing that the girl on Head First Design Patterns can also be found advertising Vagisil
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<Dirty joke removed>Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI've always found it quite amusing that the girl on Head First Design Patterns can also be found advertising Vagisil
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You worry me Nick. You really do!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI've always found it quite amusing that the girl on Head First Design Patterns can also be found advertising Vagisil
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Then you should probably also be worried by Jeff AtwoodOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou worry me Nick. You really do!
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I'm surprised that particular picture is so popular considering the lengths some companies go to in order to push their 'diversity' credentials.
Remember this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8221896.stm
And anyone who has worked on an HP site would think they had joined the UN judging by the gumph plastered all over the walls.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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It's like they say: everyone in IT is a man, or used to be.Originally posted by The Wikir Man View PostNot faulting your maths or anything like that - but aren't there two men in the picture?
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Are you telling me that the brunette doesn't really work at ContractorUK.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
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I once sub-contracted some work to a software house in Cambridge. After a meeting with a couple of their techies I returned to the office and reported back to my manager. He asked "what do you think then?"Originally posted by threaded View PostIt's like they say: everyone in IT is a man, or used to be.
I replied that I thought we could do business and that the girl "xxxxx" seemed particularly clued up!
Everyone in the office burst out laughing as I was told that "xxxxx" used to be called "David" and hadn't I seen the size of "her" hands!Comment
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