Xeno's incredibly FLOUNCETASTIC thread (from when he comes back from the pub)

[cailin maith]

Maybe he has been "possessed" by a malevolent danglebelly from mumsnet?

Not beyond the relams of possibilty SB...

[MaryPoppins]

Perhaps the guyliner incident was a cry for help. Maybe he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

Aren't they all?





(Sorry lesbo's)

[DaveB]

Sooooo not like him though!

Maybe it;s another wind up, technically it's still April Fools day in....

< checks quickly >

West Coast USA and Hawaii.

[sasguru]

Maybe he has been "possessed" by a malevolent danglebelly from mumsnet?

berry

[Zippy]

Sooooo not like him though!

He's got holiday fever. Can't wait till he gets back from the pub.

[doodab]

I think perhaps it's jealousy cos he wanted to be a mod. Just an observation.

[Platypus]

Perhaps he thought the whole 'April Fool' fiasco was total and utter tulipe?

If so I agree with him. Well, I think that anyway regardless of what he thinks.

[Halo Jones]

Who knows what lies in the inner recesses of a man's soul?

Fluff, its escapes via the belly button you know

[shaunbhoy]

I think perhaps it's jealousy cos he wanted to be a mod.

PAH! He'd never make a Mod. Can't hold his drink for one thing! I bet that right at this moment he is slumped in the corner of a pub somewhere, with a feather up his jacksy because Mr Ostrich put it there to keep in the little pixies, and singing a song about goblins.
No..........he should confine himself to commenting on the relative merits of various male cosmetic products, and generally being the forum "Bruno". That may be where his true talent lies.

[Xenophon]

I think perhaps it's jealousy cos he wanted to be a mod. Just an observation.

If I wanted to be a mod, I would have applied.

doodab you douche bag.

(Yes, I'm back).

Standby.