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You having a Thursday flounce?Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Lord Flouncelot seems to emerge on a 3 week cycle.
I thought initally it might be he's just got PMT. But that would mean he's very irregular, which would indicate that he's really a 13 year old girl.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Perhaps somebody spiked his lunchtime WKD?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Sorry, who are you again?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostLord Flouncelot seems to emerge on a 3 week cycle.
I thought initally it might be he's just got PMT. But that would mean he's very irregular, which would indicate that he's really a 13 year old girl.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Oh I know.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostSorry, who are you again?
You're some random who applied to be a mod.
You'll always be a nobody to me.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Someone to look up to then.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostOh I know.
You're some random who applied to be a mod.
You'll always be a nobody to me.

How's your head this morning?
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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