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Cover your arse and stitch up the PM.
(Haven't we been hear before?)You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
Put a donk on it! 
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Howard you know? You only just joined.Originally posted by Nicely Nicely View PostCover your arse and stitch up the PM.
(Haven't we been hear before?)
Mods. mods. Sockie alert



Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Say you won't tolerate it and storm off. Then come back two days later and pretend it never happened.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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'koffOriginally posted by d000hg View PostSay you won't tolerate it and storm off. Then come back two days later and pretend it never happened.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
Put a donk on it! 
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C'mon, you can take it. I only jibe in a tongue-in-cheek way.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post'koff
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I am very sensitive you knowOriginally posted by d000hg View PostC'mon, you can take it. I only jibe in a tongue-in-cheek way.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Damn, if only we'd known.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI am very sensitive you know
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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