Somebody’s about to jump off the building

[Mich the Tester]

someone's put a picture on twatter;

he's under the red sheet

[DodgyAgent]

Too bloody right they should have arrested them. ‘Gallows humour’ is one thing, but shouting ‘jump’ at a suicidal person is sick.

It could be worse, they could ask you to "talk him down" I am sure that would have an instant "impact"

[suityou01]

someone's put a picture on twatter;

he's under the red sheet

Goodness

what a lot of bicycles

[SuperZ]

Not nice, but one of billions of unhappy people on this planet.

Could feed some of the starving people of the world that could. We could all do a little bit for our environment (global warming) if we stopping burning dead people and dispose of them via alternate means. Provide dead body to help feed the starving?
Okay, bad idea and not funny.

I reckon the guy spotted OP wearing his new moisturiser, if only he had bought some more expensive decent stuff

[Mich the Tester]

Goodness

what a lot of bicycles

Actually, knowing the building I’m impressed with the distance he achieved. He’s got all the way across the road and the footpath from a running jump 7 floors up; that's a good 7 metres lateral flight. He could have been a good long jumper, unless of course he bounced a bit.

[Churchill]

Actually, knowing the building I’m impressed with the distance he achieved. He’s got all the way across the road and the footpath from a running jump 7 floors up; that's a good 7 metres lateral flight. He could have been a good long jumper, unless of course he bounced a bit.

Marks for style?

[moder8or]

ooh

tulipe in amsterdam

[DodgyAgent]

Marks for style?

[FiveTimes]

And yet another opening for you DA

[Platypus]

Didn't Dereck and Clive do a ditty about this?

I was thinking about posting the lyrics, but that seems bad taste now.




P.S. Lyrics can be found here: http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/vi...2107858488702/