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    #41
    A 200g "ladypoo", if accelerated to the speed of light, would have kinetic energy amounting to slightly less than a 2.2 megaton nuclear explosion.

    Certainly not something to be sniffed at.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #42
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I read somewhere that the average human bowel movement weights about half a pound. I rounded down to make the maths easier.
      I am above average at something
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #43
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        I am above average at something
        It's only because you are a bloke. Tiny lady poos skew the average. You need to find out the average weight of a male poo for a proper ranking...
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #44
          danger no there's suppose I so happened has nothing and now while a for running been It's

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            #45
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            It's only because you are a bloke. Tiny lady poos skew the average. You need to find out the average weight of a male poo for a proper ranking...
            I'm sure I skew the average back the other way, so we'll be ok
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #46
              Originally posted by expat View Post
              danger no there's suppose I so happened has nothing and now while a for running been It's
              time continuum Space unaffected not is?
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #47
                Well, I’ve had my pizza and Amsterdam’s still, well, in Holland, so has anybody else entered the black hole?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #48
                  http://www.ams.ac.ir/aim/0034/asl0034.html

                  It would appear the Iranians are more of a risk than we thought....
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    http://www.ams.ac.ir/aim/0034/asl0034.html

                    It would appear the Iranians are more of a risk than we thought....
                    Brilliant. Science at it's best. Don't ever accuse Iran of being a turd world country.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      http://www.ams.ac.ir/aim/0034/asl0034.html

                      It would appear the Iranians are more of a risk than we thought....
                      So it's true, they are working on WMD's.

                      Weapons of Mass Defecation.






                      igmc.
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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