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OI! Prawn. Spring CUK Holiday!

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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Ha ha, geek. I know. I note that they do know at least one of us is a Mum.

    Some bog-standard sexism over there, but nothing we can't handle - and I was pleased to see they've got a Mum over there keeping them in order.
    Mmm. Has anyone met you? For all we know your names Dave and you're a balding 55 ex-Fortran developer??

    Just saying like.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Mmm. Has anyone met you? For all we know your names Dave and you're a balding 55 ex-Fortran developer??

      Just saying like.
      Not yet they haven't. So yes, like you say, I could be. Who knows eh.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        Get yer coats lads, you've pulled

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Get yer coats lads, you've pulled
          Not sure the DW would be too keen on that!
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Get yer coats lads, you've pulled
            Bloody hell. Nicks gone over to Mumsnet!!!

            He's posting over there. Quick admin pull the plug on the CUK server so he gets stuck there!!!

            On second thoughts he supposed to be working over here.

            Suityou. You go over. There's plenty of lovely ladies over there who know what to do about bedwetting!
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              I think this may be the last forum holiday... it'll be hard to top that.

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                Not sure CUK can afford another holiday!

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                  Some of them seem to be a good laugh. The rest, well I'm pretty sure they need to take themselves less seriously

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    WTF names a town after a cheese anyway
                    The americans: link.
                    You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!
                    Put a donk on it!

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                      Part of the spring clean... Can't endorse this mumsnet malarkey, funny as it is.

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