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    #21
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Back, Crack & Sack -

    Is your mate a... how can I put this.... a bit... you know.... errrr....
    Hairy?
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #22
      Friday; shot put training, then 3 large steaks and a baked spud. Might eat a runner bean and a carrot as obligatory vegetables.
      Saturday; - take blue shirt back to clothes shop to exchange for the black one as I wanted
      - piss around on the Wiiiiiii
      Sunday; rugby
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        Hairy?
        No... errrrrr....... effeminate! Thats the word I was looking for.... or a Nancy.... a Ladyboi...... something denoting not "a real man"..... I am all for personal hygiene and cleanliness but waxing Shirley thats going too far!!!!

        <although I may be the exception in thinking this - and all the "men" will now tell me that they often wax and I am just a sweaty grunt.... well except HAB obviously - See I bet HAB never waxes!! and he's a real man... Yeah! Get out of that one!!!........ Oh hang about.....>

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          #24
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I am going to wait until I'm no longer afraid to fart and then go to the shop and get some milk. Anything else is a bonus.
          I am laughing my head off.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #25
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            Hairy?


            Dunno how I landed it, but I have to do it every couple of months. It's quite satisfying actually.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              No... errrrrr....... effeminate! Thats the word I was looking for.... or a Nancy.... a Ladyboi...... something denoting not "a real man"..... I am all for personal hygiene and cleanliness but waxing Shirley thats going too far!!!!

              <although I may be the exception in thinking this - and all the "men" will now tell me that they often wax and I am just a sweaty grunt.... well except HAB obviously - See I bet HAB never waxes!! and he's a real man... Yeah! Get out of that one!!!........ Oh hang about.....>
              If by a "nancy" you mean gay, then no. He's a plumber, albeit a vain plumber with an obsession with, well, his looks. Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...

              I must admit I do prefer a bloke who uses a bit of soap now and again and is more interested in the pub. Old fashioned like.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #27
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...
                Yep, but look what happens when I try;
                - I get the wrong coloured shirt
                - I get food poisoning in the bloody canteen
                - I go out to buy shower gel and end up with some strange 'moisturizer' stuff
                - I try to mop the kitchen floor and just get big soapy footprints all over the kitchen
                - I try to do the vacuuming and end up with the cat's rubber ball stuck in the vacuum cleaner

                It's a good job there's a woman in my house.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Yep, but look what happens when I try;
                  - I get the wrong coloured shirt
                  - I get food poisoning in the bloody canteen
                  - I go out to buy shower gel and end up with some strange 'moisturizer' stuff
                  - I try to mop the kitchen floor and just get big soapy footprints all over the kitchen
                  - I try to do the vacuuming and end up with the cat's rubber ball stuck in the vacuum cleaner

                  It's a good job there's a woman in my house.
                  I think I can see what the issue is here.

                  It's not that you're a man.




                  It's that you're a moron.



                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    If by a "nancy" you mean gay, then no. He's a plumber, albeit a vain plumber with an obsession with, well, his looks. Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...

                    I must admit I do prefer a bloke who uses a bit of soap now and again and is more interested in the pub. Old fashioned like.
                    Oh he is a plumber.... thats OK then..... what was I thinking!!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      Oh he is a plumber.... thats OK then..... what was I thinking!!
                      Something homophobic?

                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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