Weekend plans...

[norrahe]

Back, Crack & Sack -

Is your mate a... how can I put this.... a bit... you know.... errrr....

Hairy?

[Mich the Tester]

Friday; shot put training, then 3 large steaks and a baked spud. Might eat a runner bean and a carrot as obligatory vegetables.
Saturday; - take blue shirt back to clothes shop to exchange for the black one as I wanted
- piss around on the Wiiiiiii
Sunday; rugby

[Drewster]

Hairy?

No... errrrrr....... effeminate! Thats the word I was looking for.... or a Nancy.... a Ladyboi...... something denoting not "a real man"..... I am all for personal hygiene and cleanliness but waxing Shirley thats going too far!!!!

<although I may be the exception in thinking this - and all the "men" will now tell me that they often wax and I am just a sweaty grunt.... well except HAB obviously - See I bet HAB never waxes!! and he's a real man... Yeah! Get out of that one!!!........ Oh hang about.....>

[MaryPoppins]

I am going to wait until I'm no longer afraid to fart and then go to the shop and get some milk. Anything else is a bonus.

I am laughing my head off.

[MaryPoppins]

Hairy?

Dunno how I landed it, but I have to do it every couple of months. It's quite satisfying actually.

[MaryPoppins]

No... errrrrr....... effeminate! Thats the word I was looking for.... or a Nancy.... a Ladyboi...... something denoting not "a real man"..... I am all for personal hygiene and cleanliness but waxing Shirley thats going too far!!!!

<although I may be the exception in thinking this - and all the "men" will now tell me that they often wax and I am just a sweaty grunt.... well except HAB obviously - See I bet HAB never waxes!! and he's a real man... Yeah! Get out of that one!!!........ Oh hang about.....>

If by a "nancy" you mean gay, then no. He's a plumber, albeit a vain plumber with an obsession with, well, his looks. Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...

I must admit I do prefer a bloke who uses a bit of soap now and again and is more interested in the pub. Old fashioned like.

[Mich the Tester]

Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...

Yep, but look what happens when I try;
- I get the wrong coloured shirt
- I get food poisoning in the bloody canteen
- I go out to buy shower gel and end up with some strange 'moisturizer' stuff
- I try to mop the kitchen floor and just get big soapy footprints all over the kitchen
- I try to do the vacuuming and end up with the cat's rubber ball stuck in the vacuum cleaner

It's a good job there's a woman in my house.

[MaryPoppins]

Yep, but look what happens when I try;
- I get the wrong coloured shirt
- I get food poisoning in the bloody canteen
- I go out to buy shower gel and end up with some strange 'moisturizer' stuff
- I try to mop the kitchen floor and just get big soapy footprints all over the kitchen
- I try to do the vacuuming and end up with the cat's rubber ball stuck in the vacuum cleaner

It's a good job there's a woman in my house.

I think I can see what the issue is here.

It's not that you're a man.




It's that you're a moron.

[Drewster]

If by a "nancy" you mean gay, then no. He's a plumber, albeit a vain plumber with an obsession with, well, his looks. Nowt wrong with men taking care of themselves I suppose...

I must admit I do prefer a bloke who uses a bit of soap now and again and is more interested in the pub. Old fashioned like.

Oh he is a plumber.... thats OK then..... what was I thinking!!

[MaryPoppins]

Oh he is a plumber.... thats OK then..... what was I thinking!!

Something homophobic?