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Pluto's moon 'has no atmosphere'
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Probably caused by extended drinking hours.Originally posted by wendigo100Comment
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and Pluto is several degrees colder than it "should" be, however they work that out.Originally posted by wendigo100
Maybe some passing aliens decided it would be a good spot for a bunch of infra-red telescopes and installed giant refrigeration units to increase their sensitivity. Don't laugh - they're out there ..
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no atmosphere, no beer, not a decent bird within a million miles, cant get the temperature right - just like my contract(\__/)
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feck me - alien strip poker.Originally posted by Fortune GreenThey're already here......

That one on the nearest right must be good - all the others are stark reproductive-pod naked, and he's still togged up like an ice dweller from Zarg.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostIf NASA pull their fingers out and get that warp drive working, they could go & take a look at Pluto...Honestly, sometimes I wonder about you giant alien lizards. Are you really going to be any good as my henchmen in my plan for universal domination?Pluto and its moon are also the target of a US space agency (Nasa) mission. The New Horizons spacecraft is expected to be launched in their direction on 17 January.Comment
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Ah, funny you should mention that. I'm afraid my TARDIS is somewhat indisposed at the moment, as it has been seized by Axos in an attempt to unlock the secrets of time travel. Don't worry though, I am planning to wreat my revenge even as I type.
Until then, mum's the word.Comment
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Are you THE Master? Wow!
Can I have your autograph? Er, it's not for me you understand but my son. He's eight.
PS One thing I've always wondered - do they have the internet on other planets and how do we browse their websites?Comment
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