£58,000,000

[Lucifer Box]

Gibbon, hyperD...

Quorn faggots 'n' mushy peas. Or maybe a fried egg on toast.

[Dundeegeorge]

I'm sorry?

I'd go and eat an extremely expensive meal at Gordon Ramsay @ Claridges with a wine bill not less than £50k with a beautiful woman and then spend the night in one of the hotel suites. Breakfast the following morning at Simpsons, and then back home to tell the wife the good news.

with £50,000,000 that would be ex-wife, shurely?

[Lucifer Box]

with £50,000,000 that would be ex-wife, shurely?

Oh yes, and I'd see the good news transfer going something like this...

LB: Great news, I've won the lottery! Start packing!!
Mrs LB: Brilliant! What should I pack? Where are we going? Somewhere warm or somewhere cool?
LB: I don't care, just pack your bag and **** off.

Of course, this is just idle speculation as I love Mrs LB dearly.

[DimPrawn]

Then your £58M would become £29M in an instant.

Cheaper to have her killed.

[Lucifer Box]

Then your £58M would become £29M in an instant.

Cheaper to have her killed.

I'm not a greedy man, DP. £29m is plenty for me.

[BobTheCrate]

Purchase ICBM's on black market and start selecting targets.