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BobTheCrate replied

6 January 2006, 13:36
Originally posted by Biker Boy

Purchase ICBM's on black market and start selecting targets.
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Lucifer Box replied

6 January 2006, 13:22
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Then your £58M would become £29M in an instant.

Cheaper to have her killed.

I'm not a greedy man, DP. £29m is plenty for me.
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DimPrawn replied

6 January 2006, 13:21
Then your £58M would become £29M in an instant.

Cheaper to have her killed.
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Lucifer Box replied

6 January 2006, 13:19
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge

with £50,000,000 that would be ex-wife, shurely?

Oh yes, and I'd see the good news transfer going something like this...

LB: Great news, I've won the lottery! Start packing!!
Mrs LB: Brilliant! What should I pack? Where are we going? Somewhere warm or somewhere cool?
LB: I don't care, just pack your bag and **** off.

Of course, this is just idle speculation as I love Mrs LB dearly.
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Dundeegeorge replied

6 January 2006, 13:14
I'm sorry?

Originally posted by Lucifer Box

I'd go and eat an extremely expensive meal at Gordon Ramsay @ Claridges with a wine bill not less than £50k with a beautiful woman and then spend the night in one of the hotel suites. Breakfast the following morning at Simpsons, and then back home to tell the wife the good news.

with £50,000,000 that would be ex-wife, shurely?
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Lucifer Box replied

6 January 2006, 12:57
Gibbon, hyperD...

Quorn faggots 'n' mushy peas. Or maybe a fried egg on toast.
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hyperD replied

6 January 2006, 12:42
Or Lobster "a la Quorn"?
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Gibbon replied

6 January 2006, 12:32
Lucifer, would the meal include shellfish???
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Lucifer Box replied

6 January 2006, 12:24
I'd go and eat an extremely expensive meal at Gordon Ramsay @ Claridges with a wine bill not less than £50k with a beautiful woman and then spend the night in one of the hotel suites. Breakfast the following morning at Simpsons, and then back home to tell the wife the good news.
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Biker Boy replied

6 January 2006, 11:29
Purchase ICBM's on black market and start selecting targets.
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Bagpuss replied

6 January 2006, 11:21
I'd start with a slap up fish supper, get the wife a new washing machine and get a ford focus diesel. I'd still keep my job as a bingo caller, i'd put the rest in the bank just to annoy everyone!
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Phoenix replied

6 January 2006, 11:11
Originally posted by Gibbon

Amsterdam Fund!!! should last two weeks.

Not if you've had so much bad luch with the Ladies!
It may last you a week, and you could end up looking like Roadkill!
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Gibbon replied

6 January 2006, 11:08
Amsterdam Fund!!! should last two weeks.
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mcquiggd replied

6 January 2006, 11:05
Donate it to the NHS - you'd only have to win another 15 times to pay off its debts for this year.
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Phoenix replied

6 January 2006, 11:04
Originally posted by DimPrawn

No, not my annual income, but the prize fund for the Euro Lotto today.

So, £58M. What would you do with it?

Burn it on live TV!
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