I've Never Seen StarWars

[Flubster]

And Flub, I am very nearly perfect, just that - very nearly...

And the imperfections are? Modesty perhaps?

[Flubster]

I genuinely have never seen Star Wars. Not one of 'em.

Is you a girl?

[TimberWolf]

What with Star Wars prequels, sequels and versions of each, I have to watch a few minutes before deciding whether it's one I've seen before or not.

[gingerjedi]

I remember reading some archive articles in a NME special edition, one of them was a 1977 pre-release review of a new movie called 'Star Wars'.

They gave it a right slating and predicted a big flop.

[Clippy]

I've never had sex.

Atw

[NickFitz]

IIRC I once tried to watch Star Wars when it was on the telly, but I found it insufferably tedious and went to the pub instead.

I've never seen an episode of Lost or The Wire.

The last time I went to the cinema was to see Eisenstein's Броненосец «Потёмкин» about twelve years ago

[Durbs]

The last time I went to the cinema was to see Eisenstein's Броненосец «Потёмкин» about twelve years ago

Was it the 3D version?

[sasguru]

Never done a parachute jump.

Strangely enough I have. Was for the Mencap charity in the 90s.

I've never bought a lottery ticket. And at a few million to one, I never will.

[NickFitz]

Here you go, Spacecadet. Maybe this will help.....

Star Wars in 30 seconds

Don't forget the ASCII version

[Cliphead]

Don't forget the ASCII version

Came across that a long time ago 10/10