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    A mash classic ...

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-201003172568/

    Best one :

    This little piggy went to market,
    This little piggy stayed at home,
    This little piggy had roast beef,
    And this little piggy flipped his London flat and his constituency home eight times and used your money to pay for a new conservatory, a massive telly and a vibrating chair and then tried to stop you finding out about it,
    All the way home.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

    #2
    Though this one is good too ...

    One two buckle my shoe
    Three, four, knock at the door
    Five, seven is it? I'm sorry, I went to a state school that felt that arithmetic was not as important as teaching me about lesbians and socialism.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #3
      Originally posted by snaw View Post
      Though this one is good too ...

      One two buckle my shoe
      Three, four, knock at the door
      Five, seven is it? I'm sorry, I went to a state school that felt that arithmetic was not as important as teaching me about lesbians and socialism.
      Even funnier coming from you snaw, Mr leftie, diversity training, tax those that work hard and spend it on utter bollox man.



      Oh I forgot, you've deserted the UK now you realise what Labour have done.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Even funnier coming from you snaw, Mr leftie, diversity training, tax those that work hard and spend it on utter bollox man.



        Oh I forgot, you've deserted the UK now you realise what Labour have done.
        That'll teach you for stereotyping me then, isn't it?

        BTW until someone can do something about the weather, I've no plans to come back
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #5
          just be careful out there Snaw


          thats all I am saying


          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by snaw View Post
            BTW until someone can do something about the weather, I've no plans to come back
            Give it 10-15 years, you'll be able to come back and buy the square mile for £100000000000000000 ($1.30/€1.50).
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Who has escaped and who are the morons left in the UK?

              Escapees:
              Snaw, Gonzo, bogeyman, HAB?

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