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Previously on "A mash classic ..."

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  • TimberWolf
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    Who has escaped and who are the morons left in the UK?

    Escapees:
    Snaw, Gonzo, bogeyman, HAB?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    BTW until someone can do something about the weather, I've no plans to come back
    Give it 10-15 years, you'll be able to come back and buy the square mile for £100000000000000000 ($1.30/€1.50).

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  • EternalOptimist
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    just be careful out there Snaw


    thats all I am saying


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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Even funnier coming from you snaw, Mr leftie, diversity training, tax those that work hard and spend it on utter bollox man.



    Oh I forgot, you've deserted the UK now you realise what Labour have done.
    That'll teach you for stereotyping me then, isn't it?

    BTW until someone can do something about the weather, I've no plans to come back

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Though this one is good too ...

    One two buckle my shoe
    Three, four, knock at the door
    Five, seven is it? I'm sorry, I went to a state school that felt that arithmetic was not as important as teaching me about lesbians and socialism.
    Even funnier coming from you snaw, Mr leftie, diversity training, tax those that work hard and spend it on utter bollox man.



    Oh I forgot, you've deserted the UK now you realise what Labour have done.

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  • snaw
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    Though this one is good too ...

    One two buckle my shoe
    Three, four, knock at the door
    Five, seven is it? I'm sorry, I went to a state school that felt that arithmetic was not as important as teaching me about lesbians and socialism.

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  • snaw
    started a topic A mash classic ...

    A mash classic ...

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-201003172568/

    Best one :

    This little piggy went to market,
    This little piggy stayed at home,
    This little piggy had roast beef,
    And this little piggy flipped his London flat and his constituency home eight times and used your money to pay for a new conservatory, a massive telly and a vibrating chair and then tried to stop you finding out about it,
    All the way home.

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