Living For The City...

[suityou01]

Being an unconvincing troll is being a bully? Thats wierd, when I asked for your definition in the other thread the example you gave was nothing like that.

I think it was.

[snaw]

Calm down.
I didnt say anyting about NF that he hadnt already said about himself. And I def didnt wish him harm, like did towards me. And you jump in with a rant calling me an arse. Oh dear

For the record I dont believe I am morally superior at all. I have humility!

No rant, I just told it like it is; you're wholly an arse. And no I didn't interpret it, and still don't the way you describe it. You were having a pop, and when it's comes to you I'm quite happy to jump in, it's not as if you don't have previous on that score.

And for the record, what you think and how you come accross are very different.

[OwlHoot]

Well we cant all be urban warriors!

Perphaps you should give lessons on how to live on the mean streets?

You take yourself way to seriously, but then again I suppose it isnt easy being flippant when you have to survive on the razor edge of 'the hood'.

aaaand he's off ..

I wondered how long it would be before Tay's first keyboard punch up.

[OwlHoot]

It looks like a horse, but it runs like an Ostrich

I think it's a Hosstrich

Down south they call it an <posh> orsestrich </posh>

[minestrone]

Heard a major rumble going on when I was standing at the station last night. I could hear them 500 yards away, and as they got closer and the train got more delayed thoughts turned to the answer to the question of "hey big man gees us yer laptop". Then the train turned up as I heard them smashing in a shop window just outside the station.

[minestrone]

I overtook some chavs on the way home. They started hooting something at my back, but I kept on walking - although I relaxed my pace (I walk fast) somewhat. If these people think you're trying to get away they'll hunt you down like a lame antelope. Counter-intuitively, one is usually less at risk by slowing down.

Once I was a bit of a way ahead of them I tried to decipher their hooting, and found it was mainly concerned with establishing the location of a fast food emporium, although some personal insults of a generic variety were now being added to the mix because they thought (correctly) that I was ignoring them.

So I turned around and walked back towards them, saying "Sorry, I was miles away, where are you looking for?"

They repeated the name of the fast food place; I directed them to it, about three hundred yards away on the other side of the road.

And they thanked me, asked if I'd had a good night out, thanked me again, shook my hand, staggered across the road (to the consternation of some taxi drivers) and were out of my hair.

I quite enjoy living somewhere that's pretty much inner city. At least I'm more in touch with the way things are than those who derive their opinions from the Daily Fail.

Strange but true: most chavs are very polite and friendly when speaking to helpful strangers on the street late at night, especially when hopelessly drunk. You won't see that fact in the papers any time soon

You have to love this tale of innocence, I in fact I can see you blatent opinionism and class snobbery in full flow.

"I looked down on them, but they turned out to be normal so everyone in the UK is normal, even the people I look down on are normal"

You look and sound like Tony Blair shaking hands with Noal Gallagher.

"The common people are nice when they are not trying to break into your house"

And as so many innocent lefties do they try to turn an occasional glimpse of commoner's life into an apprasial of the middle classes.

Nick, come round my area, we will go for walk not 3 miles from my house and I will leave you there, you would be screaming for a daily mail type to come and take you away from it.

[NickFitz]

blather

[EternalOptimist]

You have to love this tale of innocence, I in fact I can see you blatent opinionism and class snobbery in full flow.

"I looked down on them, but they turned out to be normal so everyone in the UK is normal, even the people I look down on are normal"

You look and sound like Tony Blair shaking hands with Noal Gallagher.

"The common people are nice when they are not trying to break into your house"

And as so many innocent lefties do they try to turn an occasional glimpse of commoner's life into an apprasial of the middle classes.

Nick, come round my area, we will go for walk not 3 miles from my house and I will leave you there, you would be screaming for a daily mail type to come and take you away from it.

Most of them probably are ok, as Nick says, but I would never approach them except under rare or pressing circumstances. But thats because I have seen what a size ten in full swing can do to a gob.

When I was a young micreant, I was often out on the town in a mob, half of whom were on the rob. So I got to know first hand exactly how they operate, how they target and how they stalk. Also, these guys were not cowards, they would also battle at the drop of a hat.

The favourite ploy, was to identify out of town students, posh voices, check the jewellery, watches gold chains, decent trainers. check the wallet. Guy runs low on money, heads for the cashpoint then BANG. gals too.

You cant fight back, run, or go for the police when your trainers are gone.

Having said that, it becomes more obvious how to avoid trouble.

[minestrone]

So you have nothing to say to my accusations that you are a sheltered bed wetting geek who condemns whole sections of this country based on your 1 minute encounter with some one you called a chav?

I am going to make a guess here, you have not had unpaid sex in a while.

[NickFitz]

So you have nothing to say to my accusations that you are a sheltered bed wetting geek who condemns whole sections of this country based on your 1 minute encounter with some one you called a chav?

I am going to make a guess here, you have not had unpaid sex in a while.

As with all trolls, your posts are unworthy of a response.

Was it something that happened to you as a child? There's got to be some deep-seated psychological reason for you to hate yourself so.

That goes to your fellow troll MF (and his sockpuppet tay) too.