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    #71
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    When a new teacher starts a class, the kids always test the limits
    You might be right.....

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      #72
      I'm sure a rolled up newspaper will suffice...
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #73
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        When a new teacher starts a class, the kids always test the limits
        That's why my first act once I get my super moderator super duper powers will be to ban:

        Adminstrator
        All other mods.
        Then pick off all the members one by one at my leisure.
        And sell off the site to Shout99 for 27 trillion Zimbabwean dollars.

        oops. Did I type that out loud?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #74
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Ban me, I don't care.

          Copyright: Andyw
          That was a cracking liquid lunch you had today, mate!
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #75
            Megalomaniacs! Can't you just give us all a two page essay on drawing pins or something?
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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              #76
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Megalomaniacs! Can't you just give us all a two page essay on drawing pins or something?
              It wasn't us!
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #77
                You will all come to regret it.

                Look what it has done to Scots. He used to involve himself in all the philosophical debates but now shivers in the corner and growls occasionally.

                And as for ferret. All that was heard from the search party sent to explore his trouser domain was muffled screams.

                Resign now before it is too late!

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                  #78
                  If cojak is 3, RH 4, NAT 5.

                  Who is number 1? Tell me.... Who is number 1????
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    If cojak is 3, RH 4, NAT 5.

                    Who is number 1? Tell me.... Who is number 1????
                    You are not number six.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Megalomaniacs! Can't you just give us all a two page essay on drawing pins or something?
                      I had one teacher who's favourite was to assign an essay on "the sex life of the inside of a ping-pong ball"
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