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I'm sure a rolled up newspaper will suffice..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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That's why my first act once I get my super moderator super duper powers will be to ban:Originally posted by sasguru View PostWhen a new teacher starts a class, the kids always test the limits

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Then pick off all the members one by one at my leisure.
And sell off the site to Shout99 for 27 trillion Zimbabwean dollars.
oops. Did I type that out loud?
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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That was a cracking liquid lunch you had today, mate!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostBan me, I don't care.
Copyright: AndywMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Megalomaniacs! Can't you just give us all a two page essay on drawing pins or something?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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It wasn't us!Originally posted by Zippy View PostMegalomaniacs! Can't you just give us all a two page essay on drawing pins or something?
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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You will all come to regret it.
Look what it has done to Scots. He used to involve himself in all the philosophical debates but now shivers in the corner and growls occasionally.
And as for ferret. All that was heard from the search party sent to explore his trouser domain was muffled screams.
Resign now before it is too late!Comment
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If cojak is 3, RH 4, NAT 5.
Who is number 1? Tell me.... Who is number 1????
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You are not number six.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIf cojak is 3, RH 4, NAT 5.
Who is number 1? Tell me.... Who is number 1????
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I had one teacher who's favourite was to assign an essay on "the sex life of the inside of a ping-pong ball"Originally posted by Zippy View PostMegalomaniacs! Can't you just give us all a two page essay on drawing pins or something?Comment
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