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Is it acceptable to dip your poppadum back into the communal mango chutney after havi

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    #21
    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    If the database column size is limited, the text box should have a max length set on it to prevent anybody typing a longer thread title.

    Good one.

    I very nearly gave you some Xeno Geek Points.
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      #22
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Did you tell him about biscuit dunking too?
      No, but I have explained about wolfganging.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #23
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        No, but I have explained about wolfganging.
        I had to look that one up. Bloody hell. The mind boggles. How do people dream up this stuff?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #24
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Good one.

          I very nearly gave you some Xeno Geek Points.
          Thanks, will try harder next time.
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            #25
            Five second rule applies. HTH.
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              #26
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              I had to look that one up. Bloody hell. The mind boggles. How do people dream up this stuff?
              I invented one that hasnt made it into urban legend yet. Still trying to think of a nice staid name for the filthy perversion



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                #27
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I invented one that hasnt made it into urban legend yet. Still trying to think of a nice staid name for the filthy perversion





                PM me the description and I will give you a name!
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                  PM me the description and I will give you a name!
                  well MP, you know I'm not very good with words, it might be best if I showed you


                  hang on, i might call it 'ribbling'


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                    #29
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    well MP, you know I'm not very good with words, it might be best if I showed you


                    hang on, i might call it 'ribbling'


                    I am laughing my head off.

                    Ribbling. I dread to think what props that involves.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      I am laughing my head off.

                      Ribbling. I dread to think what props that involves.
                      Toblerones? The only chocolate with a built-in clitoral stimulator.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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