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Is it acceptable to dip your poppadum back into the communal mango chutney after havi

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    #31
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Toblerones? The only chocolate with a built-in clitoral stimulator.
    Ouch
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #32
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Ouch
      Apologies.

      It was straight out of the fridge that one.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #33
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        I am laughing my head off.

        Ribbling. I dread to think what props that involves.
        no toblerones, thats known as 'yodel-Browning' , at least it is in our house



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        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #34
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Apologies.

          It was straight out of the fridge that one.


          I was trying to look for the name of another revolting practice I have heard hear of, involving bodily functions and the freezer, couldn't find it though.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #35
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


            I was trying to look for the name of another revolting practice I have heard hear of, involving bodily functions and the freezer, couldn't find it though.


            I know the one you mean I think.

            Involves the freezing of a number 2?
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


              I know the one you mean I think.

              Involves the freezing of a number 2?
              I am laughing again. Yes. The logistics of that make the mind boggle, let alone the inclination to do it.

              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #37
                last night -

                Mrs EO-'Jeez whats that in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?'
                EO -'oh I just fancied a bit of Brown yodelling'
                Mrs EO -'Not tonight, I just got the duvet back from the cleaners after last time. How about a Joan Collins, or a kit-kat?'
                EO- 'Ribbling ?'

                Mrs EO - 'oh my god yes, turn the music up. number 10'



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                  #38
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  I am laughing again. Yes. The logistics of that make the mind boggle, let alone the inclination to do it.

                  Agreed.

                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #39
                    HAB, your thread has arrived...
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      I am laughing again. Yes. The logistics of that make the mind boggle, let alone the inclination to do it.

                      Would it be really weird if I were to go home and give Lady Tester a damn good old fashioned shag?
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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