Who wants to be moderator?

[EternalOptimist]

I sometimes wonder if an iron fist in an iron glove, wielding some kind of bat-type weapon is what is needed...

yep. Things have certainly been a bit, er.., fraught lately

[TheFaQQer]

Better still, why not just outsource the job? Isn't it?

I believe that Bob Shawadiwadi has been proposed for the job.

[Zippy]

I'm not interested. Cojak is the man for the job.

[MarillionFan]

Can I go first son ?

Candidate number 1, Marrillion fan, how would you deal with that bastid, Marrillion fan ?

This is an easy question.

Firstly I would mostly retire the Marillionfan user and replace him with the user EternalOptimistIsBest Mod login, where I would only post gushing comments about EternalOptimist.

Then as Moderator, I would keep a low profile unless someone stepped out of line and then and only then bringing in Marillionfan(the roughest toughest rootiest tootiest poster in all CUK history) to rough up the poster before bring in my new login, giving some old blarney about animals, wee & poo and then ask them to leave the site in a slightly effeminate and distrubing manner.

[TheFaQQer]

I'm not interested. Cojak is the man for the job.

And for that post alone, Zippy is going to get a banning next week when the new mod is announced

[Zippy]

And for that post alone, Zippy is going to get a banning next week when the new mod is announced

Oops

[EternalOptimist]

This is an easy question.

Firstly I would mostly retire the Marillionfan user and replace him with the user EternalOptimistIsBest Mod login, where I would only post gushing comments about EternalOptimist.

Then as Moderator, I would keep a low profile unless someone stepped out of line and then and only then bringing in Marillionfan(the roughest toughest rootiest tootiest poster in all CUK history) to rough up the poster before bring in my new login, giving some old blarney about animals, wee & poo and then ask them to leave the site in a slightly effeminate and distrubing manner.

It's difficult to see anyone beating that. what a perfect answer, one last question for this candidate. How many hedgehogs can you accomodate in your wildest felching session ?

[DiscoStu]

It has to be Bob Shawadiwadi. I'm sure when he submits his CV there'll be at least 15 years of moderation doings on it.

[DaveB]

Personally I thinks it's been a brilliant tactic from Administrator. General has been almost bearable since they posted the notice about it. It's given all the usual suspects a nice safe topic to bicker about so the rest of us can carry on in peace.

[DiscoStu]

I want to be a moderator. I'm not telling why.