Room for a little one at the back?

[MarillionFan]

Don't start on the newcomers FFS.

welcome Wingnut.

I just PMd you some stuff to look at. NL is kind of right, there is stuff on the main CUK web site that has a lot of answers you need.

Ltd Co is the way forward.

And beware posters in red mankinis (unless they have a clown face)

HTH

BTW. Wingnut. Word of advice. Posters don't always look like their Avatars. Be sure you meet in a public place.

[Zippy]

Was what strictly necessary? The handling or the shock smiley?

<aside>

loving the fact that the smiley code for the hand bag icon is "ladybags" which is a TOTALLY different image in my mind

</aside>

The thought crossed my mind, paused and then continued on through

[wingnut]

BTW. Wingnut. Word of advice. Posters don't always look like their Avatars. Be sure you meet in a public place.

I'm seriously hoping you look nothing like yours. WTF IS that thing?

[shaunbhoy]

I'm seriously hoping you look nothing like yours. WTF IS that thing?

Scallop Bolognese

HTH

[TheFaQQer]

I'm seriously hoping you look nothing like yours. WTF IS that thing?

It's a nargis kebab. Have a look at the link in SuitYou01's signature.

And congratulations for coming back - there's many that would have been scared off by now

My CUK induction was to stay in the "serious" forums (Accounting and Business) until I found my feet. Then gently moved into General before scuttling away into Light Relief - if you find General a bit too full on, come over to TPD which is the friendly place.

Welcome!

[SizeZero]

Scallop Bolognese

Thank goodness for that. I thought he'd dissected his testicle.

[wobbegong]

Thank goodness for that. I thought he'd dissected his testicle.

Probably tastes the same.

[wobbegong]

Wingnut - I don't thnk you'll get lynched but do be aware it's grab-a-granny night here on CUK.
Some people are hairist (or more accurately, furrist) but you just have to grin and bear it.
We may have to trash your house too - them's the rules.

Welcome

Calm down HAB!

[rsingh]

Hi Wingnut

Do you wonder if this would have happened under the Tories?

[wingnut]

It's a nargis kebab. Have a look at the link in SuitYou01's signature.

And congratulations for coming back - there's many that would have been scared off by now

...

Welcome!

Just back from the pub so probably more able to cope with general, although I was hiding out in technical today it must be said.

Thanks for the welcome. It's appreciated.

I do like a curry now and again, so will explore the delights of a Nargis kebab as and when the opportunity arises.

First impressions, certain posters do make an immediate impression. Hairy arsed bloke, MarillionFan and suityou1.

Still taking it all in. The cat lady (Zippy?) seems ok. Lots to learn.