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    #11
    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Have you ever licked the chutney spoon in an Indian restaurant and then put it back?
    No but I understand that Suityou licked a chutney ferret and thats why he quit!!!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      No but I understand that Suityou licked a chutney ferret and thats why he quit!!!


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        #13
        Wingnut - I don't thnk you'll get lynched but do be aware it's grab-a-granny night here on CUK.
        Some people are hairist (or more accurately, furrist) but you just have to grin and bear it.
        We may have to trash your house too - them's the rules.

        Welcome
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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Wingnut - I don't thnk you'll get lynched but do be aware it's grab-a-granny night here on CUK.
          Some people are hairist (or more accurately, furrist) but you just have to grin and bear it.
          We may have to trash your house too - them's the rules.

          Welcome
          There you are. So far I've found the porn, the beer, and the spirits cabinet.
          That's a hatrick. <chink>

          Hands Zippy a jug of Pimms.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Don't start on the newcomers FFS.

            welcome Wingnut.

            I just PMd you some stuff to look at. NL is kind of right, there is stuff on the main CUK web site that has a lot of answers you need.

            Ltd Co is the way forward.

            And beware posters in red mankinis (unless they have a clown face)

            HTH
            Hey at least I was honest? All the rest were ripping in to him and poor bloke didn't know why....

            And from what I remember in other threads LTD isn't the best way to go at all.

            I seem to think the general consensus is to start with an umbrella until you are comfortable or get another gig then switch to LTD. So you see searching is more useful
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              #16
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              Some stuff .....
              <Nods>

              Beer?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Hey at least I was honest? All the rest were ripping in to him and poor bloke didn't know why....

                And from what I remember in other threads LTD isn't the best way to go at all.

                I seem to think the general consensus is to start with an umbrella until you are comfortable or get another gig then switch to LTD. So you see searching is more useful
                What are you on about NorthernLadUk?

                This poster has just been treated to the CUK equivalent of soft velvet pillows, angel touches, cotton wool sheets and the supple smooth kisses of the virgins of the IT Development team.

                Welcome to Heaven. Please come in, enjoy and help yourself.....
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  BTW. I have cream for my avatar.... cough.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by wingnut View Post
                    Got a bit of a lull in my day job (IT support) and just dossing about at home. Been snooping around for a few days and thought what the heck. I just hope I don't get lynched on my first day

                    Market seems a bit quiet at the moment. I was permie up until Christmas, when I took voluntary redundancy. I've been scratching around doing a few jobs for friends businesses but that good will has run out, they only need so much doing.

                    Is there much out there for IT support at the moment? Nothing doing on the permie front, so I am considering anything.

                    I have a friend who is a contractor who said not to use an umbrella company and go Ltd. Is this cost effective, what with corporation tax, accounts fees etc?



                    Wingnut

                    Hi mate.

                    first time in combat eh ? put your tin hat on, hunker down and dont stick your head above the parapet.
                    I will check back in a day or two
                    if you havnt been fragged by then, I will give you the tour



                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Oh I don't mind a drop of Pimms

                      <chink>

                      Most will say go Ltd but if you find it a bit daunting to start with, go with a brolly while you play yourself in. Cheers!
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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