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    The Daily Mash

    Either I'm losing my sense of humour or it's been a bit tulip lately? I barely smile when I used to have belly laughs.

    Has someone on the staff changed or am I just a miserable old git?
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Mash
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      I thought the chip article was good

      The Onion used to be the site of choice but that has really gone down hill for sometime
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Just read the BBC instead.

        http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8550028.stm
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Good idea. People who are nasty to animals generally progress. So, stopping them before they get too enured is a good thing.
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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            #6
            Originally posted by threaded View Post
            Good idea. People who are nasty to animals generally progress. So, stopping them before they get too enured is a good thing.
            Well, now you're being all sensible.

            I suspect if the UK proposed to have a referendum to decide whether animals need lawyers the suggestion would be ridiculed into oblivion.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I'm moving to Switzerland then
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

              Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                #8
                I don't really read it but DP posted the council worker fantasy land one the other day and I laughed heartily.

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                  #9
                  This one made me chuckle!

                  http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200912022275/

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