The Daily Mash

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Hawkeye replied

6 March 2010, 13:11
This one made me chuckle!

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200912022275/
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minestrone replied

6 March 2010, 09:22
I don't really read it but DP posted the council worker fantasy land one the other day and I laughed heartily.
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Pogle replied

6 March 2010, 09:19
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Just read the BBC instead.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8550028.stm

I'm moving to Switzerland then
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doodab replied

6 March 2010, 06:41
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Good idea. People who are nasty to animals generally progress. So, stopping them before they get too enured is a good thing.

Well, now you're being all sensible.

I suspect if the UK proposed to have a referendum to decide whether animals need lawyers the suggestion would be ridiculed into oblivion.
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threaded replied

6 March 2010, 06:31
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Just read the BBC instead.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8550028.stm

Good idea. People who are nasty to animals generally progress. So, stopping them before they get too enured is a good thing.
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doodab replied

6 March 2010, 06:05
Just read the BBC instead.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8550028.stm
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Troll replied

5 March 2010, 23:55
I thought the chip article was good

The Onion used to be the site of choice but that has really gone down hill for sometime
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Bagpuss replied

5 March 2010, 22:22
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Mash
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gingerjedi started a topic The Daily Mash

5 March 2010, 21:42
The Daily Mash

Either I'm losing my sense of humour or it's been a bit tulip lately? I barely smile when I used to have belly laughs.

Has someone on the staff changed or am I just a miserable old git?
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