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Threaded hurt in accident.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Penis.... and I don't mean the guy in the paper.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Could it possibly have been the impact of a 25st man?Originally posted by The Sun"We are investigating exactly what caused this hole to appear."While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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"He had just finished a burger and chip breakfast"
WTF?
Council: ""We are investigating exactly what caused this hole to appear."
Er, the fact that you spend the majority of our council tax on "Housing and Council Tax benefit awarded" rather than maintaining the fracking roads and not picking up our rubbish once a week, while still complaining that the government doesn't give you enough subsidy.
How about you grow some cojones, and turn around to the government and say:
"Enough with your evil social engineering via the council tax"If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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