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Nanny or Aupair?
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostJeez I haven't even been drinking yet!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHot on the heels of cleaners does anyone have a Nanny or Aupair?
The cost of nursery is ridiculous. For two days per week for the kiddy winkies we pay £800 per month!!!!
Surely you can get a hot live-in Swedish nanny for that.Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostPut your tongue back in.
Most of them just use to want a passport. Also if they are that fanciable your wife won't let them in the house.
Mummy: No, dear. Why?
Child: Because I heard daddy say he's like to screw the arse off her.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI'd be surprised if you can get a live-in for that - I guess it depends on where you live though. A friend of mine was looking in London, and thought they had a decent one lined up. Then the agency revealed that all the prices quoted had been .NET, so the client is expected to add NI and income tax on top. Came out at something like £30k+ per year.
Boom boom. It's the way I tell 'em. Daddle a daddle a dah!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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