Nanny or Aupair?

[ChimpMaster]

Tis a tad

Jeez I haven't even been drinking yet!

[MaryPoppins]

Jeez I haven't even been drinking yet!

Eh? I don't get it.

[TheFaQQer]

Hot on the heels of cleaners does anyone have a Nanny or Aupair?

The cost of nursery is ridiculous. For two days per week for the kiddy winkies we pay £800 per month!!!!

Surely you can get a hot live-in Swedish nanny for that.

I'd be surprised if you can get a live-in for that - I guess it depends on where you live though. A friend of mine was looking in London, and thought they had a decent one lined up. Then the agency revealed that all the prices quoted had been NET, so the client is expected to add NI and income tax on top. Came out at something like £30k+ per year.

[TheFaQQer]

Put your tongue back in.

Most of them just use to want a passport. Also if they are that fanciable your wife won't let them in the house.

Child: Mummy, does the au pair have a removable bottom?
Mummy: No, dear. Why?
Child: Because I heard daddy say he's like to screw the arse off her.

[MarillionFan]

I'd be surprised if you can get a live-in for that - I guess it depends on where you live though. A friend of mine was looking in London, and thought they had a decent one lined up. Then the agency revealed that all the prices quoted had been .NET, so the client is expected to add NI and income tax on top. Came out at something like £30k+ per year.

I want them to look after the kids not do any programming!

Boom boom. It's the way I tell 'em. Daddle a daddle a dah!