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    #11
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    It's true, I've seen it.


    No, hang on a minute, that's not right.
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Chef, I think you are missing the point, quite happy to discuss in a PM rather than a pointless argument for you to demontrate how liberal you are for the benefit of the CUK trannies.
      Send me a PM if you like, I'm not pointing out how liberal I am, I'm merely slightly surprised how naive some people (you included) can be towards a public internet forum. In traditional CUK fashion I therefore created a thread intended with a light hearted poking at this point and teasing of those that usually give as good as they receive, no offence intended.

      The weekend is nearly upon us all and given the hysteria on several threads over the last few days it seems several people (not aimed at you this time) could do with some TLC time IMO.
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        #13
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        Send me a PM if you like, I'm not pointing out how liberal I am, I'm merely slightly surprised how naive some people (you included) can be towards a public internet forum. In traditional CUK fashion I therefore created a thread intended with a light hearted poking at this point and teasing of those that usually give as good as they receive, no offence intended.

        The weekend is nearly upon us all and given the hysteria on several threads over the last few days it seems several people (not aimed at you this time) could do with some TLC time IMO.
        What I mean is even the slightest crumb can be food to a rat. I just made that up, think I'll use that again.
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          What I mean is even the slightest crumb can be food to a rat. I just made that up, think I'll use that again.
          Also the lion never strays too far from the zebra



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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Also the lion never strays too far from the zebra



            Wise words
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #16
              I thought you were Lenny Henry? Oh, I'm quite disappointed.

              Anyway, one thing's for sure: I am like my avatar, I like the Police and the mentally unwell, I've had andyW's mum (she was my Brazillian cleaner's mum), I too like cooking, I have a (soon to be ex) wife who's sense of entitlement is as large as one of Dodgy Agent's talk-up-a-contract exaggerations ( ), I was almost a millionaire but won't be for a fracking long time now, I read the Daily Mail online for more pictures of fit Brazillian cleaners, I wish my arse wasn't as hairy as HABs and in actual fact, a CD tray does make a bloody good cup holder.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                Originally posted by PRINCE2 of Darkness
                With a hook screw sticking out of it?
                thats a hanus



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                  #18
                  Originally posted by chef View Post
                  - There are some people in the world that do not read the Daily Mail, this is not because they are an immigrant and too poor or stupid to take value in the material, it is simply that they believe it is a big pile of biggoted, right-wing, middle England, anti-immigrant, racist, misogynist, homophobic, anti-intellectual, sanctimonious pile of tripe. Others may have a very different opinion and believe it represents society at large and how it could be improved.
                  For the record, I don't believe that the Daily Mail is "middle England".
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