I want to join the masons...

[Churchill]

I believe you get a pair of trousers with one leg shorter than the other, plus a book on funny handshakes.

Ha ha ha ha, MF, you're such a card! Really, I just can't stop laughing, you crack me up. What a witty little man you are!

[ChimpMaster]

Apparently you also have to memorise sections of the bible and recite them word for word. True?

[MarillionFan]

Ha ha ha ha, MF, you're such a card! Really, I just can't stop laughing, you crack me up. What a witty little man you are!

No worries Churchy. I know it's because your left ankle is a little cold and you havent gotten the hang of the three fingered, swizzle shake. You'll make Head Moose one day.

[Churchill]

Apparently you also have to memorise sections of the bible and recite them word for word. True?

Not all Masons are Christians so how would that work?

[Paddy]

Join the CUK Lodge, ,

Meetings at 5pm on Fridays

97 Harley Street, London, W1G 6AG

[Churchill]

Join the CUK Lodge, ,

Meetings at 5pm on Fridays

97 Harley Street, London, W1G 6AG

Only if it is "Just and Regular".

[singhr]

Where do I apply?

You can sometimes find them hanging around Blackfriars Bridge in London.

[EternalOptimist]

You can sometimes find them hanging around Blackfriars Bridge in London.

[cailin maith]

I went to ladies night last year and got blind drunk - it was fun

[Churchill]

I went to ladies night last year and got blind drunk - it was fun

I love your Panda impression!