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Open Letter to Menelaus

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    #91
    Menelaus has been posting the same way that you'd check for poison.

    Stage 1: lurk to get the lie of the land.

    Stage 2: respond to others posts occasionally in Business/Accounts forums to see how it goes and let the forum know that he around. Do this for a few weeks to let the system get used to him...

    Stage 3: Move to General. Respond to innocuous threads with non-controversial posts. Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1 or 2 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 3, Continue to post.

    Stage 4: Start own posts in General, allow people to take the p1ss without rancour Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1, 2 or 3 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 4, consider oneself 'rehabilitated'.

    Some of us have been watching the pattern emerging...

    I suspect he might return to 1 for a little while (but return before the Spring Bash).
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #92
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      Menelaus has been posting the same way that you'd check for poison.

      Stage 1: lurk to get the lie of the land.

      Stage 2: respond to others posts occasionally in Business/Accounts forums to see how it goes and let the forum know that he around. Do this for a few weeks to let the system get used to him...

      Stage 3: Move to General. Respond to innocuous threads with non-controversial posts. Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1 or 2 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 3, Continue to post.

      Stage 4: Start own posts in General, allow people to take the p1ss without rancour Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1, 2 or 3 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 4, consider oneself 'rehabilitated'.

      Some of us have been watching the pattern emerging...

      I suspect he might return to 1 for a little while (but return before the Spring Bash).
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #93
        Originally posted by cojak View Post
        Menelaus has been posting the same way that you'd check for poison.

        Stage 1: lurk to get the lie of the land.

        Stage 2: respond to others posts occasionally in Business/Accounts forums to see how it goes and let the forum know that he around. Do this for a few weeks to let the system get used to him...

        Stage 3: Move to General. Respond to innocuous threads with non-controversial posts. Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1 or 2 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 3, Continue to post.

        Stage 4: Start own posts in General, allow people to take the p1ss without rancour Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1, 2 or 3 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 4, consider oneself 'rehabilitated'.

        Some of us have been watching the pattern emerging...

        I suspect he might return to 1 for a little while (but return before the Spring Bash).
        You're on a roll Cojak.

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          #94
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          Menelaus has been posting the same way that you'd check for poison.

          Stage 1: lurk to get the lie of the land.

          Stage 2: respond to others posts occasionally in Business/Accounts forums to see how it goes and let the forum know that he around. Do this for a few weeks to let the system get used to him...

          Stage 3: Move to General. Respond to innocuous threads with non-controversial posts. Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1 or 2 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 3, Continue to post.

          Stage 4: Start own posts in General, allow people to take the p1ss without rancour Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1, 2 or 3 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 4, consider oneself 'rehabilitated'.

          Some of us have been watching the pattern emerging...

          I suspect he might return to 1 for a little while (but return before the Spring Bash).


          Maybe you do have too much time on your hands
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #95
            Originally posted by Clippy View Post
            You're on a roll Cojak.
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post


            Maybe you do have too much time on your hands
            I know...

            Just think how productive I'd be if I was in a real job!

            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #96
              Originally posted by SuperZ View Post
              I actually found her a bit odd personally also, if it was indeed the wife. Why find a forum and then post messages re: her hubby when nobody knew her?
              I guess people just need a bit of human contact, even if it is a stranger on a forum
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #97
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I guess people just need a bit of human contact, even if it is a stranger on a forum
                Get your club like hand off my thigh.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                  Get your club like hand off my thigh.
                  cough
                  I was after your wallet. honest.


                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Menelaus has been posting the same way that you'd check for poison.

                    Stage 1: lurk to get the lie of the land.

                    Stage 2: respond to others posts occasionally in Business/Accounts forums to see how it goes and let the forum know that he around. Do this for a few weeks to let the system get used to him...

                    Stage 3: Move to General. Respond to innocuous threads with non-controversial posts. Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1 or 2 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 3, Continue to post.

                    Stage 4: Start own posts in General, allow people to take the p1ss without rancour Start gradually to see if flaming occurs. If it does return to stage 1, 2 or 3 (depending on the heat of said flame). If no serious response to 4, consider oneself 'rehabilitated'.

                    Some of us have been watching the pattern emerging...

                    I suspect he might return to 1 for a little while (but return before the Spring Bash).


                    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                    Get your club like hand off my thigh.
                    He's just being friendly...
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      I know...

                      Just think how productive I'd be if I was in a real job!

                      Shouldn't you be taking it easy at your age?

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