Just seen her in town. I really wanted to give her a kick but managed to restrain myself.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Tony, admit it, you fancy her, don't you?Originally posted by TonyEnglishJust seen her in town. I really wanted to give her a kick but managed to restrain myself. -
Why? She was only playing the system same as most people on here (albeit in a different way).
When she abused a bit, she got nicked.Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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"Tony, admit it, you fancy her, don't you?"
That has to be it. If truth be told, as she is now some kind on mini (?) celeb, then I am her stalker.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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That's it mate, the first step to recovery is to actually admit you have a problem! Well done. However, I would advise against you getting too close to her, you don't know what you might catch!Originally posted by TonyEnglish"Tony, admit it, you fancy her, don't you?"
That has to be it. If truth be told, as she is now some kind on mini (?) celeb, then I am her stalker.
Btw, where's she from? Kirkholt?Comment
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What's there not to fancy...Originally posted by TGAOTUTony, admit it, you fancy her, don't you?
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Zeit, please tell me you wouldn't...
If I ever woke up next to that I think I'd have to
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Mordac, you mean you've never been just the slightest bit curious as to what it would be like to have a woman of such proportions in bed?
Eh...ok, I'll get me hat........
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>Beer goggles, mate
There isn't enough beer in Burton-On-Trent for that one...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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