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Previously on "Rochdale Swamp Donkey"

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  • Mordac
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    >Beer goggles, mate

    There isn't enough beer in Burton-On-Trent for that one...

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  • Joe Black
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    FG, with pictures like that I can see this post being bumped to light-relief very quickly...

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  • Joe Black
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    Mordac, you mean you've never been just the slightest bit curious as to what it would be like to have a woman of such proportions in bed?

    Eh...ok, I'll get me hat........

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  • Mordac
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    Zeit, please tell me you wouldn't...

    If I ever woke up next to that I think I'd have to

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  • Joe Black
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    Originally posted by TGAOTU
    Tony, admit it, you fancy her, don't you?
    What's there not to fancy...

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  • TGAOTU
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
    "Tony, admit it, you fancy her, don't you?"

    That has to be it. If truth be told, as she is now some kind on mini (?) celeb, then I am her stalker.
    That's it mate, the first step to recovery is to actually admit you have a problem! Well done. However, I would advise against you getting too close to her, you don't know what you might catch!

    Btw, where's she from? Kirkholt?

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  • BoredBloke
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    "Tony, admit it, you fancy her, don't you?"

    That has to be it. If truth be told, as she is now some kind on mini (?) celeb, then I am her stalker.

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  • Alf W
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    Why? She was only playing the system same as most people on here (albeit in a different way).

    When she abused a bit, she got nicked.

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  • TGAOTU
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
    Just seen her in town. I really wanted to give her a kick but managed to restrain myself.
    Tony, admit it, you fancy her, don't you?

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  • BoredBloke
    started a topic Rochdale Swamp Donkey

    Rochdale Swamp Donkey

    Just seen her in town. I really wanted to give her a kick but managed to restrain myself.

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