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Yorkshire Ripper to be Released on Parole
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Er, yeah, it's the 'Daily Mash', bullet...Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostYou can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think. -
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OP sarcasm = fail.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSigh ...You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.Comment
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Originally posted by The Daily MashThe source added: "We're currently drawing up a list of nasty, oddball tulip that we reckon could give us a majority of at least 85. Honestly, you don't want to know. Oh, okay...
"Number one - release the Yorkshire Ripper. Number two - have Gordon get caught masturbating over the Cenotaph at two o'clock in the morning, number three - use the Budget to give massive tax breaks to Gary Glitter and Jonathan King.
"And number four - my personal favourite - nudging David Jason in front of a bin lorry."
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