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Previously on "Yorkshire Ripper to be Released on Parole"
The source added: "We're currently drawing up a list of nasty, oddball tulip that we reckon could give us a majority of at least 85. Honestly, you don't want to know. Oh, okay...
"Number one - release the Yorkshire Ripper. Number two - have Gordon get caught masturbating over the Cenotaph at two o'clock in the morning, number three - use the Budget to give massive tax breaks to Gary Glitter and Jonathan King.
"And number four - my personal favourite - nudging David Jason in front of a bin lorry."
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