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    #11
    Occasionally if I'm away on holiday (or when I was away last year) I grew a beard and then - as a "gift-to-self" - decided to go for the full decadence wet shave on coming home.

    Possibly the best £60 and most relaxed hour I've ever spent.

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      #12
      Ahhh muddies, always funny to watch the newly arrived trying to chat up some maid during the weekend.

      Some one started one you EO? I’ve been going there since I was 14 and never seen a fight, mind that was before all the US servicemen started using it as a bar that was near all the ‘action’ (Orchard Towers)
      "Wait, I still function!"

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        #13
        Originally posted by Swiss Tony View Post
        Ahhh muddies, always funny to watch the newly arrived trying to chat up some maid during the weekend.

        Some one started one you EO? I’ve been going there since I was 14 and never seen a fight, mind that was before all the US servicemen started using it as a bar that was near all the ‘action’ (Orchard Towers)
        Not started no.
        Staring incidents were on the rise.

        The Chinese lads are not like our footy yobs, they dont prowl in gangs. They sit on a street corner, usually alone , and stare at you. If you maintain eye contact, its a fight

        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Ahhh that lot, yeah grew up with the ‘staring game’ and ‘saving face’ malarkey. I’m not a small fella, well not compared to the locals, so it was always rather fun to see which titch was angling for a glare and stand and smile in front of them grinning like an idiot. They tended to bugger off after a while.

          Always good on the MRT as well, wave and blow kisses when they leave the train.

          However every now and then a caucasian does get a good shoeing when in the wrong place so I wouldn’t advice this sort of behaviour.

          Reminds me of New years 1999, a mate and I were heading home after a fun night in Clarke quay wishing everyone happy new year, and trying our best to walk in a straight line. We ended up walking right between 2 gangs who were looking to square off pretty sharpish. We wished both leaders a happy new year, shook their hands and went on our merry way. They seemed more worried about us being in the cross fire than pounding each other. Still we didn’t stay to watch.

          (snogged some right munter at mid night as well cause her good looking friend was after my mate, ahh the things you do

          )
          "Wait, I still function!"

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            #15
            The only munter I snogged turned out to have a bigger willy than I did


            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Seen that happen allot! Always be careful if someone is waaay to interested in you over there.

              By law the nice ladies who are government licensed to offer said services to discreet gentlemen are only allowed to work indoors and not crawl the street, ergo, if someone approaches you in a bar or on the street that looks female, they probably are not, as its not against the law for men to tout on the street.

              (Its also illegal to only give oral *ahem* which is not followed by the full bells and whistles. God knows how they implement that one, but when in rome...)

              Whenever approached by US servicemen looking for poontang I tell them the opposite about the ladies and the street and hope they never find me again!
              "Wait, I still function!"

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                #17
                I'm currently using one of these linky with these blades linky
                SUFTUM

                May life give you what you need, rather than what you want....

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                  #18
                  Last time I used a BIC razor I hacked my entire face off and bled to death.

                  HTH
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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