Reply to: My BIC

[RichardCranium]

Last time I used a BIC razor I hacked my entire face off and bled to death.

HTH

[Netraider]

I'm currently using one of these linky with these blades linky

[Swiss Tony]

Seen that happen allot! Always be careful if someone is waaay to interested in you over there.

By law the nice ladies who are government licensed to offer said services to discreet gentlemen are only allowed to work indoors and not crawl the street, ergo, if someone approaches you in a bar or on the street that looks female, they probably are not, as its not against the law for men to tout on the street.

(Its also illegal to only give oral *ahem* which is not followed by the full bells and whistles. God knows how they implement that one, but when in rome...)

Whenever approached by US servicemen looking for poontang I tell them the opposite about the ladies and the street and hope they never find me again!

[EternalOptimist]

The only munter I snogged turned out to have a bigger willy than I did

[Swiss Tony]

Ahhh that lot, yeah grew up with the ‘staring game’ and ‘saving face’ malarkey. I’m not a small fella, well not compared to the locals, so it was always rather fun to see which titch was angling for a glare and stand and smile in front of them grinning like an idiot. They tended to bugger off after a while.

Always good on the MRT as well, wave and blow kisses when they leave the train.

However every now and then a caucasian does get a good shoeing when in the wrong place so I wouldn’t advice this sort of behaviour.

Reminds me of New years 1999, a mate and I were heading home after a fun night in Clarke quay wishing everyone happy new year, and trying our best to walk in a straight line. We ended up walking right between 2 gangs who were looking to square off pretty sharpish. We wished both leaders a happy new year, shook their hands and went on our merry way. They seemed more worried about us being in the cross fire than pounding each other. Still we didn’t stay to watch.

(snogged some right munter at mid night as well cause her good looking friend was after my mate, ahh the things you do

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[EternalOptimist]

Ahhh muddies, always funny to watch the newly arrived trying to chat up some maid during the weekend.

Some one started one you EO? I’ve been going there since I was 14 and never seen a fight, mind that was before all the US servicemen started using it as a bar that was near all the ‘action’ (Orchard Towers)

Not started no.
Staring incidents were on the rise.

The Chinese lads are not like our footy yobs, they dont prowl in gangs. They sit on a street corner, usually alone , and stare at you. If you maintain eye contact, its a fight

[Swiss Tony]

Ahhh muddies, always funny to watch the newly arrived trying to chat up some maid during the weekend.

Some one started one you EO? I’ve been going there since I was 14 and never seen a fight, mind that was before all the US servicemen started using it as a bar that was near all the ‘action’ (Orchard Towers)

[Menelaus]

Occasionally if I'm away on holiday (or when I was away last year) I grew a beard and then - as a "gift-to-self" - decided to go for the full decadence wet shave on coming home.

Possibly the best £60 and most relaxed hour I've ever spent.

[chef]

Gillette Fusion Power Phantom for me

[snaw]

My avatar is a picture of Fedor Dostoevsky a Russian writer and genius. The write-ups about him do not give him enough credit; his writings changed politics ways of living in the UK and particularly in Scotland

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyodor_Dostoyevsky

I recall reading crime and punishment many moons ago - felt like topping myself afterwards.

[Paddy]

Actually, looking at both of your avatars I reckon you're both trolling beirdie weirdies.

My avatar is a picture of Fedor Dostoevsky a Russian writer and genius. The write-ups about him do not give him enough credit; his writings changed politics ways of living in the UK and particularly in Scotland

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyodor_Dostoyevsky

[EternalOptimist]

Indeed, got smashed in there only last Friday with my new footy team

I nearly got involved in a 'staring incident' outside there on the steps one fine sunny day

mind you, they are all fine sunny days

[snaw]

Have you checked out Muddy Murphy's yet ?

I spent many an hour in that fine establishment

Indeed, got smashed in there only last Friday with my new footy team

[EternalOptimist]

Actually, looking at both of your avatars I reckon you're both trolling beirdie weirdies.

Have you checked out Muddy Murphy's yet ?

I spent many an hour in that fine establishment

[snaw]

Actually, looking at both of your avatars I reckon you're both trolling beirdie weirdies.