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Food that makes you smell

28 February 2010, 20:38

Sugar puffs -> smelly wee

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28 February 2010, 20:41

Ditto for asparagus.

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28 February 2010, 20:43

Beetroot turns the bowl red.
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28 February 2010, 20:45

3 Cheese and chives Sandwiches from Ginsters I believe. Don't know why but makes you breath smell awful for a few hours.

Oh and Worcester Sauce crips

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28 February 2010, 20:45

1 garlic clove a day -> farts that your friends will remember you by for years to come.
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28 February 2010, 20:49

Beef Jalfrezi is said to make western blokes smell extremely bad to middle eastern people.

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28 February 2010, 20:50

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28 February 2010, 20:53

cheese makes some peeps smell behind the ears

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28 February 2010, 21:02

Corned beef.

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28 February 2010, 21:37

Jalapenos! My eyes sting.

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