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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    5"1

    So, quite tall really - clearly.
    You missed the half out.
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      Originally posted by Incognito View Post
      Can you reach the light switch....?
      Without the aid of a ladder?

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        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        You mean 5' 1" ?


        Stop picking on me today
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          5"1

          So, quite tall really - clearly.
          Do you have a flat head I could rest a pint on. You might be my ideal woman.

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            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Do you have a flat head I could rest a pint on. You might be my ideal woman.
            And false teeth?

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              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              5"1

              So, quite tall really - clearly.
              I still reckon you should apply for a blue badge.... no more parking problems
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                I still reckon you should apply for a blue badge.... no more parking problems
                Mary Poppins can fly. Why would she need to park?

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  I still reckon you should apply for a blue badge.... no more parking problems
                  She's a woman, she will always have a problem leaving the car in the space.

                  "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

                  On them! On them! They fail!

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                    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                    Mary Poppins can fly. Why would she need to park?
                    She can't carry a baby on the brolly. It's illegal.
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by Incognito View Post
                      She's a woman, she will always have a problem leaving the car in the space.

                      Haha - smarty pants
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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