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Thats what i said to the coppers when they found all those passports at my house - why cant i be Fred Taylor, Janice Scroggins and Abhira Patel? i says. Denotation copper, denotation i says. Still find traces of truncheon after a particularly heavy curry. -
when I have a heavy curry, I get detonation not denotationOriginally posted by Durbs View PostThats what i said to the coppers when they found all those passports at my house - why cant i be Fred Taylor, Janice Scroggins and Abhira Patel? i says. Denotation copper, denotation i says. Still find traces of truncheon after a particularly heavy curry.
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So Owlhoot and NickFitz are YOUR sockpuppets?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIf you look at the list, I created both Owlhoot and NickFitz
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostEO is my dad
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Either that or I left a comma off in that sentence.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostSo Owlhoot and NickFitz are YOUR sockpuppets?
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Once is better than zero.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwatch it, gaylord
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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SlightlyOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwatch it, gaylord
but there is no web site at www.gaylord.co.uk
HTF did that happen?
and
www.gaylord.com is SFW
Whatever is the internet coming to?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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