holy f tulip lads

[norrahe]

I can't take any more of this

You need a lie down and some smelling salts

[Pogle]

Did I miss summat? Wilmslow has a girlfriend?
The being real was shocking enough.

Er no, I think he'd like to have a girlfriend - namely the lady he's seen at the gym. CM was giving him tips on how to chat her up, so I'm sure its only a matter of time.

[HirsuteLass]

Er no, I think he'd like to have a girlfriend - namely the lady he's seen at the gym. CM was giving him tips on how to chat her up, so I'm sure its only a matter of time.

Is that so. Is he nice.

[AtW]

CM was giving him tips on how to chat her up, so I'm sure its only a matter of time.

Yes, I agree - it's just a matter of time before poor rejected Wilmslow graces us with his new story on here...

[NotAllThere]

Wilmslow is real!!!

I flatly refuse to believe it, and therefore Pogle must be a sockpuppet. Which is also very hard to believe.

[norrahe]

I flatly refuse to believe it, and therefore Pogle must be a sockpuppet. Which is also very hard to believe.

Pogle is very much real.

[NotAllThere]

Bugger. Immovable object and irresistable force. I'll have to settle for a quantum entangled state.

[fullyautomatix]

It seems to be a tried and tested routine here to label every new poster as "sockie" and then stand back in shock and horror as news finally filters through that the said "sockie" turned up in some meetup.

[RichardCranium]

I do believe you but I think it is incredible that Wilmslow would turn up to meet people in person given the amount of abuse he gets on here.

Amazing, isn't it.

It's probably because he's a nice bloke.

[Xenophon]

Wilmslow.

Real.

Fork off.

Seriously.