holy f tulip lads

[norrahe]

Thanks norrahe!

Blimey. He (or at least someone claiming to be him) is real.

He's so real that sending that pic to you crashed my phone

[realityhack]

He's so real that sending that pic to you crashed my phone

And now mine's playing up. What is this? Some kind of voodoo hex? Will my phone start sending itself texts about the gym, gypsy neighbours and splashbacks?

Erk.

[norrahe]

And now mine's playing up. What is this? Some kind of voodoo hex? Will my phone start sending itself texts about the gym, gypsy neighbours and splashbacks?

Erk.

Zippy, Pogle, are your phones playing up?

[Zippy]

Zippy, Pogle, are your phones playing up?

Nope.

[EternalOptimist]

I *have* to see this photo. Someone text me it pleasy please.
I cannot believe without evidence. Cojak - are you sure it wasn't sas?

Wilmslow is definately not SAS, Wilmslow is a very nice fellow. Plus all that stuff about the gym and the girly - it's all real

[Drewster]

....all that stuff about the gym and the girly - it's all real...

That almost makes it worse.....

[Sorry Wilmslow
a) For doubting your existence
b) For thinking you were a total nob]

[Pogle]

Wilmslow is definately not SAS, Wilmslow is a very nice fellow. Plus all that stuff about the gym and the girly - it's all real

WEOS

[Pogle]

Zippy, Pogle, are your phones playing up?

Nope, but my liver is complaining

[norrahe]

Wilmslow is definately not SAS, Wilmslow is a very nice fellow. Plus all that stuff about the gym and the girly - it's all real

Did I miss summat? Wilmslow has a girlfriend?
The being real was shocking enough.

[Zippy]

Did I miss summat? Wilmslow has a girlfriend?
The being real was shocking enough.

I can't take any more of this