Hell on Earth: the leaving presentation

[RichardCranium]

ClientCo are having redundancies (for no immediately obvious reason).

One poor sod with 20+ years experience was just subjected to the humiliation of a leaving presentation in the huge open plan office. They then had to do the "Sorry I'm leaving" speech.

Groups of others are having to re-apply for their own jobs.

Who'd be a permie?

[Mich the Tester]

Who'd be a permie?

FFS, I’ve just had my lunch.

[Jog On]

That might be one of the best avatar's I've seen yet

[MPwannadecentincome]

after 20 years I hope they gave him a good payoff!

[suityou01]

ClientCo are having redundancies (for no immediately obvious reason).

One poor sod with 20+ years experience was just subjected to the humiliation of a leaving presentation in the huge open plan office. They then had to do the "Sorry I'm leaving" speech.

Groups of others are having to re-apply for their own jobs.

Who'd be a permie?

To pay for RC's exorbitant fees.

[moorfield]

That might be one of the best avatar's I've seen yet

WHS.

[MPwannadecentincome]

That might be one of the best avatar's I've seen yet

Can't the Tories put that into their election advertising?

I notice the London Underground has electronic ad posters now, how cool it would be to see the whole escalator length of those showing that avatar!

[swamp]

I had to do my own leaving presentation this week. Luckily I'm doing the leaving, and I'm leaving for a better paid contract.



My speech was crap and half-hearted. I was leaving them and they all knew it (One poor chap once had to give a leaving speech when his contract was terminated...!) Still, you never know when you might work with various folk again so best to be on good form.

[Iron Condor]

ClientCo are having redundancies (for no immediately obvious reason).

One poor sod with 20+ years experience was just subjected to the humiliation of a leaving presentation in the huge open plan office. They then had to do the "Sorry I'm leaving" speech.

Groups of others are having to re-apply for their own jobs.

Who'd be a permie?

Easy,
Have your leaving drinks on the penultimate day.. and dont bother coming in the last day.

[TheFaQQer]

Who'd be a permie?

At this rate, I'll consider all options.