Why me? I must be a magnet for loons!

[Churchill]

Cars and vans are hopeless if you want it to look like an accident.

So I'm told, that is.

If you hit something as bulky as Threaded you're going to cause some serious damage to your car.

[threaded]

How much of a gravitational pull does Threaded's body have on a van I wonder?

Not large enough to perturb it's motion to that extent...

[threaded]

If you hit something as bulky as Threaded you're going to cause some serious damage to your car.

Especially if you leave me concious and capable of movement.

[Clippy]

How much of a gravitational pull does Threaded's body have on a van I wonder?

That's no moon, it's Threaded.

[fullyautomatix]

Was he attracted by something you had on you ?

[xoggoth]

Dunno, one gets periods like that. Few years back I always seemed to be get getting accosted by religious nuts in the street or on the train telling me Jesus loved me. Maybe it was my evil atheist aura.

[darmstadt]

I am always getting asked for directions here and its not as if I look like a German, I don't have a mullet nor a toothbrush moustache! I quite often get hit on by homosexual men, never women though and very often by those care in the community types...