How do you answer your phone (when looking for a new gig)?

[Jog On]

Nowhere near.

We're a bit crap really.

I haven't even done the new 5 mans yet Must get new daggers..

[Mich the Tester]

Hello, I'm just skinning a roe deer, could you call back later?

[Jog On]

Fair one. That's just rude!

Isn't it just? I'm usually better with the femail ones as well...

Must be losing my touch

[Zippy]

Good morning/afternoon. Your call may be important to me and may be recorded for p-taking purposes.
To request two references, press 1
To request the name of my last client contact press 2 etc etc

No, not really (but I wish ...)

[Hawkeye]

Good morning/afternoon. Your call may be important to me and may be recorded for p-taking purposes.
To request two references, press 1
To request the name of my last client contact press 2 etc etc

No, not really (but I wish ...)

[cojak]

Hello, Cojak speaking.

Clipped and business-like. It's automatic, I've started phone calls from Mr C that way too...

[Xenophon]

Hello, Cojak speaking.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuup"

[scooterscot]

To quote BGG technique...

I usually say in my best "posh voice",

"Hello Control, are we go live ?"

..they usually stumble for a moment then launch in to their spiel.

I interrupt and say "Hello ? I don't think you are Control. How did you get this number ? It's a secure line. I'm afraid you have committed a security breach. Please stay on the line whilst we trace your call and dispatch a team".

No one has ever yet stayed on the line...

[Xenophon]

I haven't even done the new 5 mans yet Must get new daggers..

Poor show. Get stuck in. They are very well designed.

We're doing the ICC raids. Slowly.

[rhubarb]

I haven't even done the new 5 mans yet Must get new daggers..

I'm currently on a "Tankard O'Terror". Is the best I can get!